My mom had to take me out because I was crying so hard.
Terrified.
As I got older, I only watched scary movies if I was with friends.
In college, I heard about The Blair Witch Project.
I went. I was so excited.
Later, I found out it was fake.
Disappointed.
When I was married, we'd watch scary movies.
The Ring made me jump -- in the theater.
Later, when I was pregnant, he got really into the Saw movies.
Ugh. I couldn't take it.
Ex-boyfriend was really into uppercrust, snooty movies.
He was horrified that I hated The Fountain.
New boyfriend loves zombie movies like me.
They're not really scary if they've got zombies.
So that's the lesson.
No clowns. No weird Japanese stuff. Just zombies.
My real lesson is to read what NGS has to say.
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