So when the Mormon boys came knocking at the front door, that's how they sucked me in. "I'm not interested," I said with a smile. "But thanks so much, and good luck."
"Wait. Just one question."
I paused. I didn't want to bring up the atheist thing, or debate, but I would answer their question honestly. If the question was about Jesus, I'd say what I thought. Kindly, but still.
The boy on the left smiled at me. "What kind of flowers are these? They're beautiful!"
I laughed. "Hydrangeas. Pretty. aren't they?"
Then they started on their spiel. I held a hand up. "Let me ask you guys something first. Did you, too, have to go to seminary at 6 in the morning?"
They looked a bit shocked. "Yes! Yes! How did you know that?"
I name-dropped a student in my class, the youngest daughter of a prominent Mormon in the community.
"Oh, you know them? We know her!"
We chatted a bit about her, and they handed me a flier and then we parted ways.
I love Mormons.
I have met many, many Mormons around Ohio. They are, by and large, the nicest people I have EVER met. Seriously. I don't mean to lump them all in together, but I have never met a Mormon that I didn't want to sit down and have coffee with. I never had a Mormon student who didn't make me laugh and who didn't compliment my clothes or bring me little presents.
Mormon people -- unless they are door-to-door missionaries -- don't try to convert me. We don't talk atheism vs. Mormonism. I ask questions, though, and they're happy to answer them. Then we move on to other topics. I don't know if I don't look like I'm going to switch over or if they just get tired of being the missionary person, but I can get Mormons to talk about things other than religion.
The boys today were cute, and the girl in my class and I are plotting on ways to sneak me into the temple. (She may, eventually, find her way away from Mormonism, I think...). I appreciate the Mormons in my life, but, of course, I don't see myself going down that path.
NGS is not a Mormon.


I agree. Mormons are so darn nice. I'd date some mormon girls but their underwear would be a turn off.
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